- Name: Elayne Boosler
- Born: 08/18/1952 (67 years old)
- Occupation: Comedian, writer, actress, Founder of Tails of Joy non-profit animal rescue org.
Elayne Boosler (born August 18, 1952) is an American comedian.
Birth Place: Brooklyn, New York, U.S.
Elayne Boosler quotes :
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.Elayne Boosler
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.Elayne Boosler
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.Elayne Boosler