- Name: Henny Youngman
- Born: 03/16/1906
- Died: 02/24/1998 (91 years old)
Henry “Henny” Youngman (original Yiddish surname Yungman; 16 March 1906– 24 February 1998) was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the “one-liner”; his best known one-liner being “Take my wife… please”.
Birth Name: Henry Yungman
Alias: Henry Yungman
Birth Place: London, England
Death Place: Manhattan, New York, U.S.
Henny Youngman quotes :
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.Henny Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.Henny Youngman
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.Henny Youngman
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!Henny Youngman
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.Henny Youngman