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July 26, 2020

Name: Jay Leno
Born: 04/28/1950 (70 years old)

James Douglas Muir Leno (/ˈlɛnoʊ/; born April 28, 1950) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and former late-night television host. After doing stand-up comedy for years, he became the host of NBC’s The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009. Beginning in September 2009, Leno started a primetime talk show, titled The Jay Leno Show, which aired weeknights at 10:00pm ET, also on NBC.

Birth Name: James Douglas Muir Leno

School: Emerson College

Alias: James Douglas Muir Leno

Genre: Observational comedy, black comedy, surreal humor, sketch comedy, insult comedy, satire

Birth Place: New Rochelle, New York, U.S.

Source: Wikipedia

Jay Leno quotes :

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
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You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
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You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.
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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.
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