Jay London

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August 6, 2020

Name: Jay London
Born: 09/12/2020 (0 years old)
Occupation: Stand-up Comedian

London is known for his long curly hair and bib overalls. His signature line is “You might recognize me, I’m the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart,” referring to his slouching posture and unkempt appearance. His comedy is usually self-deprecating and laden with quips such as “0 for 1”, “This is death!” and his trademark line, “It’s almost over.” During his run on Last Comic Standing, he made a guest appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

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Jay London quotes :

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
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I saw a stationery store move.
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.
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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
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