- Name: Joan Rivers
- Born: 06/08/1933
- Died: 09/04/2014 (81 years old)
- Occupation: Comedian, actress, writer, producer, television host
Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), known professionally as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host. She was noted for her often controversial comedic persona—heavily self-deprecating and sharply acerbic, especially towards celebrities and politicians.
Birth Name: Joan Alexandra Molinsky
Alias: Joan Alexandra Molinsky
Birth Place: Brooklyn, New York City, New York, U.S.
Death Place: Manhattan, New York City, New York, U.S.
Joan Rivers quotes :
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.Joan Rivers
Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.Joan Rivers
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.Joan Rivers
Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.Joan Rivers
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.Joan Rivers
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.Joan Rivers
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.Joan Rivers
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.Joan Rivers
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.Joan Rivers
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.Joan Rivers