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June 25, 2020

Name: Lewis Black
Born: 08/30/1948 (72 years old)
Website: http://lewisblack.com/

Lewis Niles Black (born August 30, 1948) is an American stand-up comedian, author, playwright, social critic and actor. His comedy routines often escalate into angry rants about history, politics, religion, or any other cultural trends. He hosted the Comedy Central series Lewis Black’s Root of All Evil and makes regular appearances on The Daily Show delivering his “Back in Black” commentary segment, which he has been doing since The Daily Show was hosted by Craig Kilborn.

Birth Name: Lewis Niles Black

School: University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill small, (BA), Yale University small, (MFA)

Alias: Lewis Niles Black

Genre: Political satire/news satire, observational comedy, black comedy

Birth Place: Washington, D.C., U.S.

Website: http://lewisblack.com/

Source: Wikipedia

Lewis Black quotes :

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
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Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
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I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.
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A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'
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If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.
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