- Name: Mitch Hedberg
- Born: 02/24/1968
- Died: 03/29/2005 (37 years old)
- Website: https://web.archive.org/web/20170816044418/http://mitchhedberg.net:80/
Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
Birth Name: Mitchell Lee Hedberg
Alias: Mitchell Lee Hedberg
Genre: Observational comedy, Surreal humor, Word play, Non sequitur, One-liner, Deadpan
Birth Place: Saint Paul, Minnesota, U.S.
Death Place: Livingston, New Jersey, U.S.
Mitch Hedberg quotes :
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!Mitch Hedberg
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.Mitch Hedberg
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.Mitch Hedberg
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.Mitch Hedberg
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.Mitch Hedberg