Funny

I’m kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. James Brown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’ Rita Rudner

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You…

The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he’s still as funny as…

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? Laurence…

You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it’s kind of a…

It’s so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn’t have…

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people…

Everything seems fine until you’re about 40. Then something is definitely beginning to go wrong. And you look in the…

I think if actors don’t think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can’t do comedy. Ben…