Funny

When people say ‘Charlie Chaplin’ I still think now of the guy in the moustache and bowler hat and funny…

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.…

I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either. Jack Benny

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people…

The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool.…

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin

I think we’re the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines.…

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. Ronald Reagan

The fact is I’m choosy, but mainly about a man’s character. He has to be interesting, funny and clever. I…