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Marcelene Cox quote : If at first you …

If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents. Marcelene Cox

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Harold Wilson quote : I’m an optimist but …

I’m an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat. Harold Wilson

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Caroline Rhea quote : Someone told me that …

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they’re home. I’m that way at Saks. Caroline…

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Sparky Anderson quote : Me carrying a briefcase …

Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings. Sparky Anderson

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Jay London quote : I recorded my hair …

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights. Jay London

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Mercedes McCambridge quote : I’d never been in …

I’d never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. Mercedes McCambridge

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David Brenner quote : A vegetarian is a …

A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children. David Brenner

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Paul Lynde quote : I wish I had …

I wish I had the nerve not to tip. Paul Lynde

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Bill Moyers quote : I own and operate …

I own and operate a ferocious ego. Bill Moyers

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Eddie Izzard quote : I grew up in …

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. Eddie Izzard

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