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Hilary Duff quote : I have an older …

I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an…

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Sophie Ellis Bextor quote : It’s funny how intimate …

It’s funny how intimate it feels to get a text. Sophie Ellis Bextor

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Raymond Chandler quote : He looked about as …

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food. Raymond Chandler

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O. Henry quote : Turn up the lights …

Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark. O. Henry

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Hoda Kotb quote : Sometimes you have to …

Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and it’s funny what…

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James Thurber quote : Progress was all right …

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. James Thurber

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George Orwell quote : Whatever is funny is …

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental…

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Douglas Adams quote : I’m spending a year …

I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons. Douglas Adams

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James Thurber quote : Well if I called …

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? James Thurber

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Mark Twain quote : All generalizations are false …

All generalizations are false, including this one. Mark Twain

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