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Esther Williams quote : I think it’s so …

I think it’s so funny when people think they can’t control a movie star. They can. We’re just women, you…

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Lewis Black quote : Harry Reid is not …

Harry Reid is not funny; he’s creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy. Lewis Black

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Walt Whitman quote : I no doubt deserved …

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends. Walt Whitman

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Walt Disney quote : I love Mickey Mouse …

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Walt Disney

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Kurt Vonnegut quote : When I’m being funny …

When I’m being funny, I try not to offend. I don’t think much of what I’ve done has been in…

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P. G. Wodehouse quote : Why don’t you get …

Why don’t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. P. G. Wodehouse

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Joan Rivers quote : I hate housework You …

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all…

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Fran Lebowitz quote : Food is an important …

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz

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Stephenie Meyer quote : What’s funny about that …

What’s funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a…

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Marlon Wayans quote : Gotta stay in the …

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working. Marlon Wayans

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