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Brendon Urie quote : My favorite type of …

My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They’re loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric…

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Michael Morpurgo quote : Animals are sentient intelligent …

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.…

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Mary Tyler Moore quote : I just like the …

I just like the continue doing what I’ve been doing. A melange of funny, straight drama, television, movies, a little…

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Nargis Fakhri quote : I’m usually always very …

I’m usually always very happy and funny and positive. It’s only when I’m tired that I get a little low…

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Phyllis Diller quote : Best way to get …

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. Phyllis Diller

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Chelsea Peretti quote : When I was in …

When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew…

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George Carlin quote : Electricity is really just …

Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin

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Lewis Black quote : All the candy corn …

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black

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William Feather quote : If you’re naturally kind …

If you’re naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don’t like. William Feather

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Paris Hilton quote : I’m blonde and tanned …

I’m blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I’m sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I’m nice – and I…

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