The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
More Calvin Trillin quotes :
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.Calvin Trillin
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.Calvin Trillin