The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.
The show is definitely not just about weight-loss physically. It's more about finding yourself. It's really funny because I realized at one of our table reads that 'Huge' was really about the weight that we carry around mentally.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.
My life needs editing.
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
Michael J. Fox
I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
Chloe Grace Moretz
There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.'
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.