I’m Jewish. I don’t work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
More Joan Rivers quotes :
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.Joan Rivers
Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube.Joan Rivers