If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
More Lee Trevino quotes :
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.Lee Trevino
I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.Lee Trevino