If you’re working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That’s why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.
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Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.Lewis Black
Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.Lewis Black