I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.
More Matthew Perry quotes :
To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.Matthew Perry
I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.Matthew Perry