Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney quote : The Super Bowl isn’t …

The Super Bowl isn’t for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it…

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Happiness

Andy Rooney quote : Happiness depends more on …

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. Andy Rooney

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GovernmentHope

Andy Rooney quote : I hope all of …

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next…

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Government

Andy Rooney quote : I don’t think the …

I don’t think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn’t surprise…

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Government

Andy Rooney quote : The federal government has …

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you…

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Food

Andy Rooney quote : I don’t like food …

I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time…

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Death

Andy Rooney quote : Death is a distant …

Death is a distant rumor to the young. Andy Rooney

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Computers

Andy Rooney quote : Computers may save time …

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by…

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Computers

Andy Rooney quote : Computers make it easier …

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to…

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Business

Andy Rooney quote : The average bright young …

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the…

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