Billy Connolly

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Billy Connolly quote : Once you become successful …

Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car…

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Billy Connolly quote : Never trust a man …

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesn’t try it on. Billy Connolly

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Billy Connolly quote : My definition of an …

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone…

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Billy Connolly quote : I don’t believe in …

I don’t believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It’s on my dashboard and you…

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Billy Connolly quote : I’ve always wanted to …

I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly

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Billy Connolly

Sir William Connolly, CBE (born 24 November 1942) is a retired Scottish stand-up comedian, musician, presenter, actor and artist. He…

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