I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. Demetri Martin
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I do come across people who don’t like me, don’t like my comedy, don’t think it’s funny, it’s too cutesy,…
Read More »I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said…
Read More »My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. ‘Cause, you know, if you have a…
Read More »I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for…
Read More »For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about…
Read More »I didn’t do improv in college, I never performed, I didn’t do theater either. I was in student government, I…
Read More »I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. Demetri Martin
Read More »I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’ Demetri Martin
Read More »The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked…
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