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Elayne Boosler quote : Stand-up is like a …

Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go…

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Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler (born August 18, 1952) is an American comedian. Birth Place: Brooklyn, New York, U.S. Source: Wikipedia

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Elayne Boosler quote : I know what men …

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. Elayne…

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Elayne Boosler quote : I’ve thought for the …

I’ve thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was…

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Elayne Boosler quote : Ever notice that Soup …

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? Elayne Boosler

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Elayne Boosler quote : When the sun comes …

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. Elayne Boosler

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Elayne Boosler quote : I’ve never been married …

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me. Elayne Boosler

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Elayne Boosler quote : I am thankful I …

I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start…

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Elayne Boosler quote : I am thankful the …

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car,…

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Elayne Boosler quote : I’ve never been married …

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me. Elayne…

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