Emo Philips

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Emo Philips quote : You don’t appreciate a …

You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day…

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Emo Philips quote : How many people here …

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. Emo Philips

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Forgiveness

Emo Philips quote : When I was a …

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the…

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Emo Philips quote : Probably the worst time …

Probably the worst time in a person’s life is when they have to kill a family member because they are…

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Computers

Emo Philips quote : A computer once beat …

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips

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Emo Philips quote : I was the kid …

I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend. Emo Philips

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Emo Philips quote : I was sleeping the …

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. Emo Philips

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Emo Philips

Emo Philips (born February 7, 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, writer and producer. His stand-up comedy…

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