When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. George Burns
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. George Burns
Read More »I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns
Read More »Look to the future, because that is where you’ll spend the rest of your life. George Burns
Read More »Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it…
Read More »I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns
Read More »Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns
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Read More »I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns
Read More »I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns
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