George Burns

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George Burns quote : When I was a …

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. George Burns

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Age

George Burns quote : I’m at the age …

I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. George Burns

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Failure

George Burns quote : I’d rather be a …

I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns

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Future

George Burns quote : Look to the future …

Look to the future, because that is where you’ll spend the rest of your life. George Burns

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GoodHappiness

George Burns quote : Happiness A good cigar …

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it…

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Future

George Burns quote : I look to the …

I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns

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Age

George Burns quote : Sex at age is …

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns

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Failure

George Burns quote : I honestly think it …

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at…

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Age

George Burns quote : I’m very pleased to …

I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns

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Age

George Burns quote : I would go out …

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns

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