George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, philosopher, actor,…
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin
Read More »Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin
Read More »I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us…
Read More »You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. George Carlin
Read More »Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the…
Read More »There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past. George Carlin
Read More »Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that…
Read More »At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. George Carlin
Read More »The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. George Carlin
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