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It’s the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they’re gonna shut the game down.…

In the inner city, there’s a mentality that the government owes you something. My breakthrough came when I stopped feeling…

TV requires a lot more patience. No one’s ever like, ‘I gotta get up at 5 A.M. and write my…

I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I can’t…

In the end, the whole Internet thing kills me, because you can use it as a positive thing or you…

But this is Miami, you can’t come to Miami and not show any skin. You gotta show something. If you’re…

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working. Marlon Wayans

I take cabs if I need to get somewhere or I take car service. I don’t drive, I wouldn’t mind…

So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you…

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It’s chicken and…