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Henny Youngman quote : Do you know what …

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love,…

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Funny

Henny Youngman quote : If you’re going to …

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman

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Happiness

Henny Youngman quote : What’s the use of …

What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money. Henny Youngman

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Great

Henny Youngman quote : I played a great …

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. Henny Youngman

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Graduation

Henny Youngman quote : This man used to …

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated! Henny Youngman

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Father

Henny Youngman quote : My dad was the …

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad but New York City? Henny Youngman

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Cars

Henny Youngman quote : I know a man …

I know a man who doesn’t pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his…

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Cars

Henny Youngman quote : My brother was a …

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. Henny Youngman

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Anniversary

Henny Youngman quote : I’ve been in love …

I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me. Henny…

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Anniversary

Henny Youngman quote : Some people ask the …

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a…

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