Jenny Eclair

Well, I’m not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that…

I can’t watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because…

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women existed. It wasn’t until I got back…

I’m very jealous of my daughter’s education. She’s been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.…

I think I might actually die of showing off. It’ll be on my headstone – ‘Cause of Death: Showing Off.’…

I’ve just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn’t…

After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees…

I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and…