Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its…

Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death. Jerry Seinfeld

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips…

Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV. Jerry Seinfeld

The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! Jerry Seinfeld

I love being a dad. I just love it. Jerry Seinfeld

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because…

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business…

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can…