Joan Rivers

FunnyLife

Joan Rivers quote : Part of my act …

Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I’m being funny, but I’m reminding you…

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History

Joan Rivers quote : Yeah I read history …

Yeah, I read history. But it doesn’t make you nice. Hitler read history, too. Joan Rivers

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Food

Joan Rivers quote : Is Elizabeth Taylor fat …

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. Joan Rivers

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Happiness

Joan Rivers quote : People say that money …

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you…

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Good

Joan Rivers quote : Don’t follow any advice …

Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in…

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God

Joan Rivers quote : I’m Jewish I don’t …

I’m Jewish. I don’t work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on…

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God

Joan Rivers quote : Thank God we’re living …

Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can…

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Beauty

Joan Rivers quote : The ideal beauty is …

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. Joan Rivers

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God

Joan Rivers quote : I don’t excercise If …

I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. Joan…

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GodHistory

Joan Rivers quote : Yesterday is history tomorrow …

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present. Joan Rivers

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