Joan Rivers

God

Joan Rivers quote : I’m Jewish I don’t …

I’m Jewish. I don’t work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on…

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GodHistory

Joan Rivers quote : Yesterday is history tomorrow …

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present. Joan Rivers

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Funny

Joan Rivers quote : I hate housework You …

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all…

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Funny

Joan Rivers quote : I think anyone who’s …

I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny. Joan Rivers

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Best

Joan Rivers quote : My best birth control …

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. Joan Rivers

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God

Joan Rivers quote : Thank God we’re living …

Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can…

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FunnyLife

Joan Rivers quote : Part of my act …

Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I’m being funny, but I’m reminding you…

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History

Joan Rivers quote : Yeah I read history …

Yeah, I read history. But it doesn’t make you nice. Hitler read history, too. Joan Rivers

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Food

Joan Rivers quote : Is Elizabeth Taylor fat …

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. Joan Rivers

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Happiness

Joan Rivers quote : People say that money …

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you…

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