Johnny Carson

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. Johnny Carson

Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have…

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Johnny…

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Johnny Carson

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. Johnny Carson

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the…

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson

Talent alone won’t make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you…