Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job,…
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise…
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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. Kinky Friedman
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We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and…
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? Kinky Friedman
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No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. Kinky Friedman
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. Kinky Friedman
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Richard Samet “Kinky” Friedman (born November 1, 1944) is an American singer, songwriter, novelist, humorist, politician, defender of stray animals,…
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