Mason Cooley

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. Mason Cooley

Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame. Mason Cooley

The lonely become either thoughtful or empty. Mason Cooley

Faith moves mountains, but you have to keep pushing while you are praying. Mason Cooley

Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth. Mason Cooley

Every literary critic believes he will outwit history and have the last word. Mason Cooley

Who would not give up wit for power and beauty? Mason Cooley

Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort. Mason Cooley

Art begins in imitation and ends in innovation. Mason Cooley

Dancing and running shake up the chemistry of happiness. Mason Cooley