Phyllis Diller

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Phyllis Diller quote : Housework can’t kill you …

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller

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Anger

Phyllis Diller quote : Never go to bed …

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller

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Phyllis Diller quote : Most children threaten at …

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.…

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Phyllis Diller quote : Always be nice to …

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Phyllis Diller

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Phyllis Diller quote : Old age is when …

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. Phyllis Diller

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Phyllis Diller quote : The only time I …

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller

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Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Ada Diller (née Driver; July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012) was an American actress and comedienne, best known…

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Phyllis Diller quote : Best way to get …

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. Phyllis Diller

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AngerBusiness

Phyllis Diller quote : My recipe for dealing …

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and…

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Phyllis Diller quote : It’s a good thing …

It’s a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I’d be rotten to the core. Phyllis Diller

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