Robert Benchley

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Robert Benchley quote : Tell us your phobias …

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. Robert Benchley

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Robert Benchley quote : Drawing on my fine …

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. Robert Benchley

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Robert Benchley quote : It took me fifteen …

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because…

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Robert Benchley quote : You might think that …

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would…

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Robert Benchley quote : Why don’t you get …

Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? Robert Benchley

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Robert Benchley quote : I know I’m drinking …

I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry. Robert Benchley

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Robert Benchley quote : A real hangover is …

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.…

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Robert Benchley quote : I have tried to …

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Robert Benchley

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Robert Benchley

Robert Charles Benchley (September 15, 1889 – November 21, 1945) was an American humorist best known for his work as…

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