Robert Orben

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Robert Orben

Robert Orben (born March 4, 1927) is an American professional comedy writer, although he also worked as a magician. He…

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Robert Orben quote : I take my children …

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. Robert Orben

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History

Robert Orben quote : Inflation is bringing us …

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same…

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Happiness

Robert Orben quote : Happiness is a very …

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. Robert Orben

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Graduation

Robert Orben quote : A graduation ceremony is …

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns…

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Government

Robert Orben quote : Washington is a place …

Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down.…

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Funny

Robert Orben quote : Never raise your hand …

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. Robert Orben

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FitnessHealth

Robert Orben quote : Quit worrying about your …

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. Robert Orben

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Failure

Robert Orben quote : Don’t think of it …

Don’t think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Robert Orben

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Computers

Robert Orben quote : To err is human …

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Robert Orben

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