Rodney Dangerfield

Funny

Rodney Dangerfield quote : I haven’t spoken to …

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield

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Funny

Rodney Dangerfield quote : I found there was …

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield

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Cars

Rodney Dangerfield quote : My wife wants sex …

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. Rodney Dangerfield

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Hope

Rodney Dangerfield quote : At twenty a man …

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy…

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Home

Rodney Dangerfield quote : My wife met me …

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.…

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Home

Rodney Dangerfield quote : A girl phoned me …

A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was…

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Good

Rodney Dangerfield quote : I have good looking …

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. Rodney Dangerfield

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God

Rodney Dangerfield quote : Yeah I know I’m …

Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to…

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Rodney Dangerfield

Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney…

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Family

Rodney Dangerfield quote : I looked up my …

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield

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