The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me…
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was…
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.…
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to…
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.…
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. Ron White
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Ronald Dee White (born December 18, 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and author, best known as a charter…
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found…
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has…
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane. Ron White
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