Steven Wright

God

Steven Wright quote : If God dropped acid …

If God dropped acid, would he see people? Steven Wright

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Birthday

Steven Wright quote : I remember when the …

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’ Steven Wright

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Steven Wright

Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known…

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Good

Steven Wright quote : When I woke up …

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said ‘No, I made a…

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Cars

Steven Wright quote : I hooked up my …

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me…

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God

Steven Wright quote : I think God’s going …

I think God’s going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. Steven Wright

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Future

Steven Wright quote : I was a peripheral …

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. Steven Wright

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FunnyGreat

Steven Wright quote : Cross country skiing is …

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Steven Wright

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Funny

Steven Wright quote : A lot of people …

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Steven Wright

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Cars

Steven Wright quote : I play the harmonica …

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and…

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