Tim Allen

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Tim Allen quote : My mom said the …

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Tim Allen

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Experience

Tim Allen quote : In my experience it’s …

In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and…

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Tim Allen

Timothy Alan Dick (born June 13, 1953), known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian. He is…

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Cars

Tim Allen quote : I think women like …

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car. Tim Allen

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BestFatherFriendship

Tim Allen quote : Dad needs to show …

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand…

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Positive

Tim Allen quote : I’m an algebra liar …

I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. Tim Allen

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FunnyPositive

Tim Allen quote : Men are liars We’ll …

Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies…

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