Tim Vine

Beauty

Tim Vine quote : Black beauty – he’s …

Black beauty – he’s a dark horse. Tim Vine

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Home

Tim Vine quote : So I got home …

So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said ‘Who’s speaking please?’ And a…

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History

Tim Vine quote : I was reading a …

I was reading a book… ‘the history of glue’ – I couldn’t put it down. Tim Vine

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Father

Tim Vine quote : One of the things …

One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you’ll see a dad there with…

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Funny

Tim Vine quote : People ask ‘do you …

People ask ‘do you make a conscious effort not to swear?’ – if you’re doing silly stuff you’re not tempted…

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FamilyFather

Tim Vine quote : Apparently one in five …

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it…

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Cars

Tim Vine quote : So I was getting …

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I…

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Tim Vine

Timothy Mark Vine (born 4 March 1967) is an English writer, actor, comedian and presenter, known for his one-liner jokes,…

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