Woody Allen

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Woody Allen quote : Sex without love is …

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Woody Allen

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Food

Woody Allen quote : I will not eat …

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. Woody Allen

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Death

Woody Allen quote : On the plus side …

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .…

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Woody Allen quote : Basically my wife was …

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.…

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Woody Allen quote : I ran into Isosceles …

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! Woody Allen

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Art

Woody Allen quote : Life doesn’t imitate art …

Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television. Woody Allen

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Death

Woody Allen quote : There are worse things …

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen

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Government

Woody Allen quote : I believe there is …

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government. Woody Allen

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Good

Woody Allen quote : I’m such a good …

I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. Woody Allen

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Woody Allen quote : It seemed the world …

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones…

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