Woody Allen

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Woody Allen quote : Marriage is the death …

Marriage is the death of hope. Woody Allen

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Woody Allen quote : Basically my wife was …

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.…

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Funny

Woody Allen quote : If my films make …

If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job. Woody Allen

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Cars

Woody Allen quote : I have bad reflexes …

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. Woody Allen

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Education

Woody Allen quote : His lack of education …

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. Woody Allen

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Good

Woody Allen quote : It seemed the world …

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones…

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Education

Woody Allen quote : I had a terrible …

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. Woody Allen

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ExperienceGood

Woody Allen quote : Sex without love is …

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Woody Allen

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Food

Woody Allen quote : I will not eat …

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. Woody Allen

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Death

Woody Allen quote : On the plus side …

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .…

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