Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Woody Allen
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. Woody Allen
Read More »On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .…
Read More »Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.…
Read More »I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! Woody Allen
Read More »Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television. Woody Allen
Read More »There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen
Read More »I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government. Woody Allen
Read More »I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. Woody Allen
Read More »It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones…
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